“Cash rules everything around me,” philosophized the legendary Wu-Tang Clan. It is true. We all live and work within the global capitalistic system, and money equals survival. Even as a psychic guru, I have to worry about paying bills, lingering debt and miscellaneous expenses. But over the years, I have relied on fortune spells to help me get through some rough financial patches.

In these tough economic times, you can’t depend on corrupt banksters and a job market that is increasingly getting harder to break into. So I will teach you some simple money spells that really work.

Basic Money Spell
You don’t need any special apparatus or potions with this simple money spell. However, you will have to wait until a waxing gibbous moon is present. This lunar phase illustrates near-complete illumination and symbolizes the potential fortune you can attain but have yet to grasp. At midnight, go to your backyard or any low-populated outdoor area and look at the moon. Be sure that the moon’s light is bathing your entire body, so don’t stand where there are large trees or buildings casting a shadow over you.

Next, say this little incantation:

Great Khonsu (KHan-soo), bless me with thy divinity
Illuminate the dark path before me
Bring me enough fortune for my needs
And bless me with more for my good deeds

After saying this incantation, take three deep breaths meditation-style (inhale through the nose and exhale slowly through the mouth), and imagine your idea of a good life whilst doing this. Think about stacks of money, a new house, or 7-digit figures in your bank account. Whatever it is you desire in terms of financial success, project it like a movie in your mind.

Money Tree Spell
What You’ll Need:

• Ashtray
• A quarter (or equivalent coin in your local currency)
• Matches
• Dried Sage

I want you to do this outdoor for safety reasons, preferably during a windless night. Find a comfortable spot on the ground or table to sit. Place the ashtray in front of you, dead center. Next, take the coin and turn it face-side up. Make sure that the portrait on the coin is aligned perfectly. Pinch some dried sage and carefully place it around the coin, along the edge or perimeter of the ashtray. Please be sure to never cover the coin with the sage so that the portrait on the coin remains clearly visible. The sage has been used since ancient times to ward off negative energy. This is important because negativity and bad vibes can affect your potential for financial growth. Also, clearing away negative energy will open the doors for good luck.

Next, light a match stick and burn the sage evenly. Once the sage starts to emit thick smoke, stare at the coin with intense concentration. If the smoke gets in your eyes, you can lean back a bit. While you focus on the coin, say this incantation:

Spirit guides, Lady Luck, bless me with your light
Plant the seeds of money trees and give it life
Let my fortune bloom in every season
I thank you for every opportunity you’ve given me thus far
May you continue to bless me

After this, DO NOT put out the burning sage. Let it die out on its own. With these simple magic spells, you should begin to see quick improvement on your financial situation. This is not a get-rich-quick scheme. You won’t suddenly wake up with a Ferrari and a yacht the next morning, but you will begin to see more job opportunities and financial luck in the next few months.